Ron Bean

Ron Wonka Bean used to belong to the magic circle, until another member joined and the circle was transformed into a Hexagon. He worked as a sale's man for 50 years selling snooker cue's, but was sacked at the age of 67 after he didn't turn up to work because he accedentally sold his blind stick as a cue. He is regularly impersonated by the The PodPod who act out scenarios of him in his Care Home, phoning up Aiden's mum to ask her rediculous questions.