Bodhi

Bodhi was once a member of the Royal Family after he hacked the birth certificate data base. He spent many happy years as Duke of Five Lanes road untill he was found out for his fraud after a hunting everning with the princes, when he failed to hit a Swan. For his punishment he was shipped in a carboard box to China with only an Ant and the 2008 limited edition Simpsons Monopoly to keep him entertained. The Ant died after he stayed in one of Bodhi's hotels. While he was in china he worked at the KFC factory making their plastic chicken that gets shipped to every KFC across the world. After he found out the secret recipie to KFC, Bodhi payed him off to not tell anyone. With the money he got home and found a good investment for his money 'The PodPod'.

Background

Bodhi was born to his parents, but due to a mix up with babies, Bodhi was named: Bodhi Gwantanamo Bay. He was schooled in Japan where he attened the 'Honda Mk 1' Primary school. There he was considered a misbehaving child and was removed from lessions to instead run around for hours in the school's sport's hall which was known as 'the Aquarium'. He attened secondary education at the 'Honda Mk 2' secondary school. He graduated with 6 GCSE's which were known in Japan as 'Honda Points'. At the age of 14, he discovered that he didn't fit in after he realised that he couldn't understand anyone. He moved back to England where he found his real parents. He got a job in clock making, but was fired after he accedentally put the cogs on backwards and caused a world wide panic after they thought that time was rewinding. After this he was not employed for 2 years. During this period he hacked the birth catificate data base and was re-named Bodhi Windsor. Being a royal, he was employed under the family who gave him a job in the waving industry. Soon he was found out for his fraud and sent to China for punishment. He returned with alot of money where he invested in the PodPod.

Bodhi suffers from a disease which causes him to become transparent in the right conditions.