Sam

Sam has not been seen in public for over 40 years after he commited suicide. But he is still an occasional guest on The PodPod (interesting facts: did you know that rice doesn't exist!?).

Sam enjoys the finer things in life, fresh bacon, oven cooked bread, Salmonella etc. But one thing he doesn't enjoy is 'Fish and Chips', but without the Fish, in other words, Sam doesn't enjoy 'and Chips'. Sam commited suicide because he killed himself.

Background

Sam deson't have a birthdate. The exsistance of sam has been proven to be near imposible, after scientist discovered that his birth consisted of atoms swarming out of the walls, floors and roof of his parents house to fourm a being. although having no medical problems, sam attened a primary school for the def and blind because he parents knew he would be the best in his class. he graducated from primary after being the only pupil to use letters. sam didn't attenend scondary education due to the fact sam, having learnt in the def and blind primary school, had forgotten how to comunicate with speach, listening and sight. sam stayed at home and occasionly made money from the x-raying business; where he would give him self x-rays then sue himself at a profit for giving him self cancer. eventually sam was kicked out of his house after not being able to tell him parents that he wanted to stay. at age 12 he was taken on as an aprentice in the tramp industry. upset that he couldn't comunicate with anyone, he decided to undergo an operation to fix that. unfortunitly the only doner left was Jordan jamacan voice box doner. the operation meant that sam could now comunicate using speach, listening and sight again, but also meant that sams ears, tounge and eye's were black. soon after sam got himself a job in the plastic object industrie where he made such things as: lego, CD casings and steel pens. after recording him self drunk one night and uploading it to the internet, he was aproaced by ashley, jordan and aiden (who aprached an area where he thought sam was) and ever since have been doing weekly podcasts under the name 'the podpod'.

Career in show business

Sam was a regular actor who would perforum in thearter productions as a side hobbie, and would offen get the lead part. but due to him lossing th eability to comunticate with people he was casted as an extra for every production afterwards.